they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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