Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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