Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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