Don't make out with my wife yet
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I see more hoeing in ur future
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