i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I checked into jail on foursquare
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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