We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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