barbara walters just said penis...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
this just has baby written all over it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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