lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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