She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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