i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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