I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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