Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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