Your tits are I can't wait for
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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