thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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