He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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