she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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