She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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