Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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