I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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