i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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