He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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