you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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