So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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