So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
