Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i need some magic done to my vagina
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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