How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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