I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
