grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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