But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just had sex on a roof
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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