Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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