True but thats because hes a fetus.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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