Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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