Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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