Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
