This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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