please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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