can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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