I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
