Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
