So gin and wine won't be happening again
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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