What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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