: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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