Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
