You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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