Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
