Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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