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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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