he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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