Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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