I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I need a beard to bite.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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