I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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