so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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