Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
All I want is dick and wine.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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