I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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