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she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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