Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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