do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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