i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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